hesiod...you jackass.

Seriously. If it isn't mouldy/murky darkness, it's Zeus getting all shirty because of some giant or other's insolent manhood. Or it's Stalker!Hesiod rhapsodizing about little parthenoi who don't yet know the works of golden Aphrodite anointing their soft skin in an inner chamber of the house.

Why am I posting? Shrug.